Charm and Swag

I’m now watching The Land Before Time.

Stand By Me is great, but given where I am in life and such the end bums me out. And I’m not in the mood for that kind of movie experience.

So how do I avoid this? With animated fucking dinosaurs, that’s how!

If you answered yes, you’re in luck! If you said no, well… Fuck it. Stop reading.

Friday we went out in town, a bunch of us. I was walking along with my friend Lisa (who — important to the story — looked remarkably good. This isn’t uncommon, as that may have sounded) and she linked my arm ‘cause she couldn’t walk in the ridiculous heels she was wearing.

We walked by several people who I literally saw look at her, me, then us, and just look confused. I mean, sure, it amused me, but still. It was a bit of an fml moment. If, you know, they didn’t look like a bunch of cunts who’s opinions I couldn’t care about, that is.

If someone could find the point in there, that’d be grand.

Nic Cage is really, really, fucking annoying. All the time.

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I think Edgar Wright is probably one of my fave directors.

I’ve loved everything I’ve ever seen of his.

Scott Pilgrim vs The World? Yeah. It’s my new fave thing. Ever. Edgar Wright is amazing.

Wallace is now also my fave character of all things.